angrybagel: the vatican owns 2 different versions of jesus’s foreskin u think im kidding im not its called the holy prepuce because apparently jesus had 2 foreskins which have to be kept under security
delenapassion: If you’re sexy and you know it, clap your hands !
pixarmovies: flatbear: teehee :3
Interviewer: What do you think about Lady Gaga?
Madonna: She's reductive.
Interviewer: What do you think about Madonna?
Lady Gaga: *Talks for like 5 minutes about how wonderful she is.*
Remember when Elena and Stefan used to write in...
tyleroakley: Madonna rehearsing her Express Yourself + Born This Way + She’s Not Me Mashup for the MDNA Tour. it’s adorable how she’s trying to drag this “war” on. gaga is on a world tour she gives no damns
frickingloki: spadesslick: frickingloki: joke joke offense