September 2011
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That awkward moment when you're trying to put on...
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maximinus:
don’t bother talking to me if you are devoid of:
personality
humor
intelligence
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drew better not get shot
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my aunt is telling stories about when she went to peru last week for my grandfather’s funeral and the family was fighting and drinking.
a lot of fucking shit went down.
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so i’m showing my mom some of my friends here on tumblr and to a lot of the guys, she’ll say “is that a man or a woman, i can’t tell without my glasses.” she puts on her glasses, “i still can’t tell.”
she does it just to get on my nerves though. it doesn’t really get on my nerves. that’s freaking hilarious.
omg
i told my mom and aunt about my love for ian somerhalder and they laughed in my face and said i will never know him
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oh my god
pay some fucking respect, amy winehouse is dead, for god’s sake, and you’re going to insult when you don’t even know who the fuck she was. i was never a fan of her, i’m not going to say i was, but i respect her at least.
August 2011
when you want to bring something up in a conversation but you just don’t know how to word it…
When little kids get into an argument with you.
Bitch, I’m older than you.
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my aunt called lady gaga a ‘devil worshipper’ and ‘unhappy and tormented soul’
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the glee project cast • ice ice baby...
my mom and aunt and i were talking about sluts and whores today. i told them about all the whores from school and how the girls on tumblr from sit and just talk a lot of shit about those sluts and my mom was just ‘lol cool story bro’ and i told them about the alternative to actual sex, it’s anal sex and my aunt choked on her smoothie.
lol um
when people purposely speak a language like an idiot to make fun of it. you are not my friend anymore and i hope you get butt raped by the devil.
you little bitch
When someone says my name in their conversation..
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Tired of being single.
Why does this always happen on Facebook?
Status: I just had a sandwich. It was delicious.
Comment (from relative over the age of 40): Hello Jim! I hope you're doing fantastic down where you are. I was just looking through some old pictures of you as a child and realized just how precious you were. LOL! When are you coming back up to visit? Your Uncle Jeff and I can't wait to see you again. We've got plenty of chores for you to do up here to help around the house. LOL! Just kidding Jim! How's your mother? I hope you're helping her out and being a good kid! But I have nothing to worry about, you're always a great kid! LOL! Hope all is well.
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calcifer:
I’ve always needed people more than they’ve needed me.
kakarikovillage:
things that would be nice right now
money
a boyfriend
a pug
chocolate
pizza or taco bell i’d be cool with either one
me: hey wanna be friends
everyone else: no
