i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like “sorry i’m not gay” bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy
lexsloan: do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
heysammy: a-sorta-fairytale: imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with #empty chairs at empty tables
mewsoleum: Friendship Test adventure time to stop posting
T O T E M: I am tired of the dumb fucks that judge... →
lunaetlupus: If you are one of the idiots that judge “grown-ups” because they watch Cartoon Network’s Adventure Time, please keep reading. Judging the whole population of Adventurers will not make you smart. Making fun of teens and young adults that watch this show is stupid and you should stop it. I am tired…
what-timesisit: Before I say this I would like to point out that you don’t need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy. But if you do find that special some one, pray that they love Adventure Time as much as you do. There is nothing better in this world than cuddling on the couch, wrapped in a blanket with your lover, laughing at Adventure Time. Seriously.
Now accepting applications to be my valentine.
I put more effort.
Lol I don’t like you. Straight up, I can’t respect you.
tveit-time: People that don’t find Aaron Tveit attractive
vivalatrench: mrsugarpink: rapewhistled: followmehome: It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig. It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf. It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow. It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal… its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose… it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno. It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
ghost-anus: yourswiftles: so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life and I find these i doNT UNDERSTAND I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE HELP ME paranormal blacktivity