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31 timetohavenolife:

Which one to choose….
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i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

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lexsloan:

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

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33835 timothyburton:

Tim Burton came to work one day after having some dental work done on his gums. He was supposed to keep his mouth packed with gauze, but he thought drooling blood was too much fun to waste.


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heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 

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mewsoleum:

Friendship Test

adventure time to stop posting

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lunaetlupus:

If you are one of the idiots that judge “grown-ups” because they watch Cartoon Network’s Adventure Time, please keep reading.

Judging the whole population of Adventurers will not make you smart. Making fun of teens and young adults that watch this show is stupid and you should stop it. I am tired…

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